Rabu, 10 April 2013

The Best $500K Coachella Shopping Spree Ever!


This weekend, in the desert outside of Palm Springs, thousands of inebriated, scantily clad fans will descend on Indio Valley to hear bands like Vampire Weekend, Grimes, and the xx. In addition to the unwashed masses camping in teepees, Coachella has an undeniable appeal to a certain young, rich, stylish celebrity set. At the countless pool parties (night and day), everybody plays dress-up in fringe, tunics, flower crowns, and a whole wardrobe, nay, category of clothing ("Festival Style!"). The whole thing makes absolutely no sense, which makes it a perfect event for the Overspenders! And this time we're not messing around: Why go to Coachella in anything less than the super-luxe version of everything you could buy at Urban Outfitters, like some 2013 version of Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton. Somehow we racked up close to half a million in charges, which we're pretty sure we can cover just fine with our combined tax returns and the money we've made as early Bitcoin speculators.


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